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Saturday, August 31, 2013

Why I Think You May Be A Serial Killer

So I just discovered the show Criminal Minds tonight. Last week when I was choosing what to record on the good old DVR, I thought I would give them a shot. I recorded five shows and forgot about it.

Until tonight that is. Why I would start watching the show when it was just the four year old and myself at home is beyond me. I am alternating between loving this show and obsessively checking the windows for the multitude of serial killers lurking outside my house.

I have gone through the list of people I know and I am pretty sure all of you are Serial Killers. I can read the signs. You guys are good but you can't fool me. Heck, there is a good chance I am one too. There was that one time when I took extra pleasure in killing that ant. I took great relish is really smooshing him good.

For now I am going to turn on all the lights in my house and pull down all the blinds. If you don't hear from me tomorrow you know the Serial Killers got me.

Oh yeah...and I plan on recording a bunch more Criminal Minds because this show is Awesome!!